Ultimate WWE Wrestlemania Challenge

Ultimate WWE Wrestlemania Challenge

today we lay the SmackDown let's talk about that good mythical morning and good mythical luck getting through today's episode without a few bumps and bruises because today we are getting but wild and I'm not just talking about the wild foraging for rice crispies made of insect poop that we'll be eating later on I'm also talking about getting wild in the rain for Wrestlemania that's right it's time for TMS ultimate Russell mating a challenge rustling addition ok what we're gonna do is conduct a test to see who can perform the most accurate wrestling moves based only on verbal instructions and normally we would be competing but honestly there's too much risk involved with our aging body so we have asked two friends of ours experts in the field if you will to come in and compete in our place they're gonna listen to Stevie's instructions in each attempt to move then Rhett and I will sit here in the comfort of the desk and give a score of 1 to 10 based on how close they got to the actual wrestling move whoever has the most points will win the first-ever GMM Wrestling Federation championship belt that's right we're gonna execute defensive Moodle Christine perfection because we're not Apollo this is my training partner dirty Paul funky Fred he gives me drapes and he pops zits on my back before match this first move is called the widow's peak never heard of it facing your opponent take his head and put it between your legs flip your opponent into the air and put him on your shoulder clasp both hands around your opponent's face fall into your butt driving the back of your opponent's skull into your shoulder as your butt hits the ground release your grasp on your opponent all right get down do it without you nice work Randy and Andy all right let's see what Randy did oh my there it is going up well it's very limber yes very it's not Randy but the other guy very intimate between Randy and there's no whoa what yeah yeah yeah that was who was doing the move on who didn't look at that and then you see it continues oh wow yeah there's a little pretty cool thing that happens there it's got a theatrical well let's see if Mandy did any better dandy yeah let's see if dandies the last night every guy's name well there it is up went way over the shoulder boom oh wow yeah very quick all right now let's watch former WWE Superstar Victoria show us how it's actually done oh my there it is Oh and then what oh whoa yeah I'll judge Danny oh god that seems fair you know you dandy did do a similar move I I think that I'm gonna go with I'm gonna give this an 8 I'm pretty impressed with this out of 8 an 8 out of 10 ok and then Randy the opponent was sitting on the shoulder and didn't go over the back and then oh gosh nobody wins when Randy does that I'm gonna give that a three out of well it seems interest to me all right let's move on this next move is called sister Abigail facing your opponent grab his right arm with your left and pull it around your waist pull him towards you and hook your left arm around his neck now drape your opponent across your right knee kiss your opponent on the forehead spin your necessary that's not it doesn't jive with my brand spin your opponent driving him face-first into the mat while you land flat on your back okay now let's get a replay of how dandy did getting ready getting ready takes a moment get it grab it got it coax him into position look kiss what oh oh oh thank Danny's got a hole on his crotch dandy looked very stunned at the end of that let's see what Randy did facing off in a similar fashion yeah looks like they're about to dance yep so far it's the same kiss I feel the same way you did the kiss on the forehead and and the mouth – kisses huh double kiss oh oh he's got a hole in his crotch – we got to see the real thing this is the sister Abigail as it's supposed to be performed by Bray Wyatt okay okay all right we're in the same place now where's the kiss let's see that kiss yep there it is oh oh it's a it's a toss you throw backwards you throw back you throw backwards let me judge Randy first now see now Randy just the drape he does the kiss nailing it so far second kiss for Adam measures is there's nothing to be ashamed of nothing and see this is the point of contention here is the opponent landing on his face yes yeah yes yeah you know you didn't lean to the right way but I don't know I'm saying that's a good seven whoa okay out of ten I mean it's pretty good going blind in there Randy don't call me Randy I'm talking to rein already now dandy did some interesting things but the picking up from the back and tossing over while it's a cool wrestling move it's not really what it's not really what happened because it makes the falling down completely inconsequential so I'm gonna have to give that up yeah I have some three Annie Annie he evidently has stunned himself yeah this move is called the Blue Thunder bomb facing your opponents back drape his inside arm over the back of your head grab your opponent under his inside hamstring and as you begin to spin lift him into the air as high as you can in a cradling position spin a full 180 degrees keeping your head between your opponent's legs drop your opponent onto his back between your legs and land with at least one leg over his outstretched arm to apply a proper pinning predicament predicament this is quite a predicament okay okay let's see how Randy do this one Blue Thunder bomb you know spinaroonie no getting a little curtain action yeah nothing to be ashamed of there either okay okay wow this is going on forever yeah yeah is this gonna end soon ugly and oh whoops uh-oh Oh in the finger-point what a dandy dizzy dandy okay dragging them up throwing em over okay Oh tickling the thigh bringing ol bringing him back okay spinning Harold for a second yeah that was it that was quite an impactful ending yeah it's kind of surprising to learn that that hair is not real it oh it's real it just has an extension cord it's it's kind of cool how it looks there for a second they see how the real thing is done this is the Blue Thunder bomb done by the Sami Zayn did you see that oh my goodness it's like it's right at the State Fair that you don't survive now what I'll say about dandy is that Danny actually puts him up on to his shoulder in the proper way he's even landing on him in a similar way I mean I don't have any skin in this game but I think he's to him pretty great you're supposed to it looks like you're supposed to land at the same time and Danny kind of just added insult to injury by landing on him later yeah double leg drag so I'm gonna do like a couple of points but I think this is another solid eight oh wow but Randy on the other hand the way that the crotch is on the chin is not something I'm seeing in any professional situation at the end I'm looking for the slam there's no slam there's just a drop and a step over which I mean I might give one to style points for that I'm looking at a nice even four okay out of ten for Randy for that one feels pretty fair okay guys for this round I'm gonna give you the name of the move but nothing else does it look like we've been meeting instructions please perform a gorilla press into a standing moonsault standing moonsault drill press I know the press to a standing moonsault do you see anybody the thing that I've learned is that most wrestling moves involved putting your partner in a slightly compromising situation so we're gonna start hey don't get any ideas we're gonna start in a traditional wrestling bubbles like college wrestling give her that Pole remember those days on it will you write he's a beauty dummy okay like that chick on shingle water okay grunting man Wow Steffen going everywhere all right let's see Danny's gorilla press in a standing moonsault all right draping him over lifting them up takes a little work there okay that makes sense yes showmanship nothing but showmanship there oh whoa what happened what that feels wrong let's see let's see what Randy did you're starting in a prayer position oh wow tortious Oh what did he rip his head the hands come off what the hand ship that's horrifying this is just like a gorilla would do you know oh gosh and then and this is very Wow there's it that is not a realistic behavior of an opponent there's a lot of what it does his head came off are you serious yeah it's multifaceted yeah you got to give him you got to give him something for that and then it's gonna lay down with a Lego let's see the real thing from Apollo okay yep that's oh and then Oh backflip okay let's start with Randy there was no pulling off of hands I did don't see any of that nothing that happened in all of its violent glory is anything I'm seeing in Apollo's performance I think zero out of ten okay zero point farewell I'll give I'm giving one point one more effort in violence okay so Danny is in the right place at the right time at the beginning doing the gorilla press but the but to contact I put I put Danny out of ten and then every time he puts his butt on the other guys but I didn't point to it yeah I'm thinking two points away every time it going I'm working all the way down to a four yeah he deserves that I think he still came out on top he winds 15 to 25 that means the new GMM Wrestling Federation heavyweight champion is Danny Mandy keep watching Missy revelry rice krispies poof get a GMM hat and t-shirt to go with that championship belt available at mythical dot store


  1. I feel like that blond girl in the first move broke her neck or something… I was cringing very bad. That shit is dangerous

  2. Rhett's been working out, he looks a lot more cut than he used to.
    I love tank top day, no matter what else is around it.

  3. I can’t stop laughing at the fact in the last one dandy breaks the dummy’s neck and Randy rips Paul’s hands off 😂😂😁😁 OMG I can’t stop laughing

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