Starry Starry Fight

Starry Starry Fight


>>AND FOR OUR LAST ITEM
UP FOR BID TODAY WE HAVE VAN GOGH’S STARRY NIGHT.
THE BIDING WILL START AT 100 MILLION DOLLARS. DO I SEE 100 MILLION?
100, DO I SEE 125? 125, AND 50?
AND 75? 200?
175 GOING ONCE.>>ONE BILLION DOLLARS.
>>OH MY. WELL I DON’T THINK ANYONE IS GOING TO OUT–
>>TWO BILLION.>>OH, WELL IN THAT CASE.
>>SIX KILLION DOLLARS.>>BUT SIR THAT IS NOT A REAL NUMBER.
>>SEVEN KILLION.>>WHAT?
>>TEN HUNDRED THOUSAND KILLION PESOS.>>WHAT IS THE EXCHANGE RATE ON PESO-
NO THESE ARE STILL FAKE NUMBERS.>>I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST-BORN CHILD.
>>WE ARE ONLY ACCEPTING MONEY.>>I WILL GIVE YOU MY PERSONAL ISLAND.
>>STILL NOT MONEY.>>I WILL GIVE YOU RHODE ISLAND.
>>YOU CAN’T- YOU CAN’T OWN RHODE ISLAND!>>I CAN OWN WHATEVER I LIKE.
I’M A KILLIONAIRE.>>WELL SO AM I.
>>OKAY BY ONE GET ONE FREE! TWO CHILDREN!
>>STILL NOT ACCEPTING CHILDREN. DOES ANYONE WANT TO BID SOMETHING SERIOUS?
>>I WILL GIVE YOU TWO VAN GOGHS FOR ONE VAN GOGH!>>THAT’S TEMPTING–>>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TWO VAN GOGHS WHEN
YOU COULD HAVE THREE CHILDREN PEOPLE!
THREE CHILDREN!>>THIS AUCTION IS TO RAISE MONEY,
NOT CHILDREN. ONLY MONEY.
>>VERY WELL.>>THANK YOU.
>>BUT, I WILL GIVE YOU VAN GOGH’S ACTUAL EAR.
[GASPS OF SURPRISE AND AWE]>>I’LL GIVE YOU THE REST OF HIM.
[QUIET GASPS AND SCREAMS] [SLOW CLAPPING] [SLOW CLAPPING]>>WELL BID SIR.
>>THANK YOU, THANK YOU.>>CONGRATULATIONS.
>>NO->>THANK YOU EVERYONE.>>THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
NO PLEASE, NO.

100 Comments

  1. I bid $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999and 2000000000000000 vangose

  2. Funny thing, they all could have been working together to get the art for practically nothing. It could have been staged by the "buyers."

  3. When Adam said, “Ten Hundred Thousand Killion PESOS” I screamed! 😂 I don’t know why 😂

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  4. 0:38 Ten hundred thousand killion pesos. Philippine peso to US dollars is 51 pesos – 1 dollar 😂😂

  5. I just noticed George and Van Gogh something in common. Also Sirius and Fred. My friend told me a rhyme so I would stop forgetting which Twin is dead, “Fred is Dead” And whenever my other friend and I talk about Harry Potter she says, “Dobby is a free elf now.” While I cry. Then we discuss how much Umbridge is worse than Voldemort

  6. It was funny that they had the fake skeleton but it was obvious that it was fake be cause of the rib cage. If you look at the front of it, it has cartilage. Cartilage in the rib cage turns to bone as people get older

  7. My thought on 1 killion dollars is kilo (like kilogram) means 1000, so 1 killion dollars = 1 thousand million dollars.

  8. (For those interested in the value of what Adam and Stephen are trying to offer…)
    One 1
    Hundred 100
    Thousand 1,000
    Million 1,000,000
    Billion 1,000,000,000
    Trillion 1,000,000,000,000 (13 digits)
    Quadrilllon 1,000,000,000,000,000 (16 digits)
    Quintillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 (19 digits)
    Sextillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (22 digits)
    Septillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (25 digits)
    Octillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (28 digits)
    Nonillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (31 digits)
    Decillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (34 digits)

    Then there's Undecillion, Duodecillion, Tredecillion…
    (For those unaware and searching this list for it, 'Killion' was only a joke put into this sketch.)

  9. you cant own Rhode Island!
    Me: right because i technically should. One of my I dont know how many greats grandfathers was Roger Williams. Seriously my mom's last maiden name was Williams.

  10. This reminds me of my brother and I playing "poker" as kids. We had no idea how to actually play. We just spent a lot of time bidding things we didn't actually own, like a private island, Disneyland, and half the Titanic. Then we threw cards at each other, declared ourselves the winner, and ate cheese balls.

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