Welcome to fight day! Here we have two grizzly bears with their bloody undies in a twist. Word is that Chuck, the bear on the left, stole a salmon from Yogi, the wanker on the right. Yogi has been hibernating on the issue all week because he doesn’t like conflict, but enough is enough. Chuck says “fuck you I never stole ya fish!” Yogi roars back “yeah you did! I called shotgun on that salmon. It was mine.” OH Chuck bites him! Yogi took that one right on the tit. His confidence is momentarily shattered. Chuck is breathing the smell of fish guts into his eyeballs. Ewh! AW there’s another bite to the tit! If this road was an Octagon I’d say Chuck wins points for dominating the space. I can see why Yogi gets fucken fish nicked from him. AW no here we go! It’s turned into a hardcore scrap. The rule book is out the window, even though there is no rule book. Yogi has gone Full Khabib Nurmagomedov. He pins his opponent to the ground and teabags him behind the bush. That really was a beautiful takedown by the big unit. And yeah, look at that, he is forcing his ball sack towards Chuck’s face. I can only imagine this revenge is very satisfying. Have a look at this flurry of punches. That’s a huge combo! Aw in the background we can see that wolf that fought Liam Neeson in the movie The Grey. I guess the wolf won. It’s nice to have closure on that. It’s thinking about taking on the winner. I’d stick around and watch that. Yeah nah it looks like it’s moving on. Overall, Chuck needs to find his own place to catch salmon. Or negotiate a partnership to work together. The bears run towards the camera woman’s car. She understandably shits herself.